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Browsing Archive: June, 2009

Security

Posted by George Gorilla on Sunday, June 21, 2009,
I'm excited about this new band and how I might be able to play some sort of role in it.  I keep wondering if I could perhaps be a security guard.  This would mean I could be in a prominent position - say where I was before on the amp.  If the audience gets over excited and starts throwing themselves at the band I could use my special arm swings which I used for binge drinkers in the street when I was in the police to fend them off.  I could also safe guard the equipment when the band have th...
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Sunglasses

Posted by George Gorilla on Sunday, June 7, 2009,


Here I am in my new sunglasses which C personally designed and made for me.  I couldn't find any small enough for me which actually looked good as well. These I think make me look quite cool with just an element of toughness which gives me an edge when I'm out at work.

One small boy who is known to this household said that a lady he knew wore sunglasses all the time and this must mean she was very rich.  For me wearing sunglasses goes much deeper than just merely appearing rich or cool.  My l...
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