Security
June 21, 2009
I'm excited about this new band and how I might be able to play some sort of role in it. I keep wondering if I could perhaps be a security guard. This would mean I could be in a prominent position - say where I was before on the amp. If the audience gets over excited and starts throwing themselves at the band I could use my special arm swings which I used for binge drinkers in the street when I was in the police to fend them off. I could also safe guard the equipment when the band have their breaks as they are highly irresponsible and go off to have a drink leaving everything just sitting there and waiting to be tampered with.
Buffalo sat smirking when I was telling him this the other day. He said that all bands leave equipment when they go off to have a drink - but I think he's wrong. Also he said I would make a good mascot for the band to which of course Blakeney giggled. I really think those two have got something wrong with them sometimes....,
Buffalo sat smirking when I was telling him this the other day. He said that all bands leave equipment when they go off to have a drink - but I think he's wrong. Also he said I would make a good mascot for the band to which of course Blakeney giggled. I really think those two have got something wrong with them sometimes....,
Posted by George Gorilla.
Hi, I'm a small boy gorilla only so high and I tend to spend most of my time sitting on a bedside table. I do other stuff though - find out more.....,