I'm excited about this new band and how I might be able to play some sort of role in it.  I keep wondering if I could perhaps be a security guard.  This would mean I could be in a prominent position - say where I was before on the amp.  If the audience gets over excited and starts throwing themselves at the band I could use my special arm swings which I used for binge drinkers in the street when I was in the police to fend them off.  I could also safe guard the equipment when the band have their breaks as they are highly irresponsible and go off to have a drink leaving everything just sitting there and waiting to be tampered with.

Buffalo sat smirking when I was telling him this the other day.  He said that all bands leave equipment when they go off to have a drink - but I think he's wrong.  Also he said I would make a good mascot for the band to which of course Blakeney giggled.  I really think those two have got something wrong with them sometimes....,